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Anonymous Feedback
Submitted on
February 12, 2025
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Our new AI-powered office plants have developed distinct personalities, and I'm pretty sure the succulent by my desk is going through an emo phase. It only grows when playing My Chemical Romance and keeps changing its leaves to black. The orchid in the conference room has become a total diva and demands sparkling water.
AI Analysis
Executive Summary
Employee humorously reports unexpected personality development in smart plant systems, indicating both the success and unforeseen consequences of the bio-enhancement technology.
Improvement Suggestions
Review and adjust plant personality algorithms, implement standardized care protocols while maintaining some customization options, and create clear guidelines for plant-employee interactions.
What NOT To DoJust for Fun
Start a plant talent show, hire a botanical therapist, and create a plant-specific Spotify playlist. Maybe launch a reality show called 'Keeping Up with the Succulents.'
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